tide-eyes:

wetheurban:

MUSIC: Playlist - Songs I’ll Eat You Out To

You asked, we answered! Our new playlist of the best songs to dine to will take you by the hand, whisper sweet nothings in your ear and lead you straight to the bedroom. Stream after the jump:

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ok ok 

stars by The Xx is on here, thats all that matters thepower-in-myhands

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via paintmepeaceful)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

(via paintmepeaceful)

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

(via gayachusetts)

annythecat:

I can fix this.
No, you can’t.

(via paintmepeaceful)

kingmcloviin:

imdemetrialynn:

jelizabeth41:

Khole better than me cause Kim would’ve been embarrassed on national tv

bruh the nerve she be having to even speak lol…

it’s funny cuz she thought about letting her have.. for a second..

(Source: yeahkardashians, via youbegayy)

bandmonkey:

Of MIce & Men || The Depths 

(via fashionablylatesexwithyobestie)

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

(Source: begmebabygirl, via cheyswonderland)

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

(Source: heathermorris, via cheyswonderland)

(Source: smilekid, via stardrowned)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via daddykaitlynn)

mother-of-fuckiing-dragons:

natalietraniskawaii:

you don’t even have to name the movie. everyone already knows.

james and the giant peach

So close

(Source: b-e-z-o-a-r-e-s, via cheyswonderland)

Sometimes you’re better off alone. (x) (x)

(Source: danedehaanen, via cheyswonderland)